cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

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wutdafuckshit:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

i cannot stress this enough…

(Source: jabberwockysuperfly)

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

constantlycraveyou:

apocalyptic-aries:

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

OMG

WhAT

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye)

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

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I have a heart that loves too fast, forgives too easily, holds on for a long time and gets hurt pretty damn easily
― (via anilemc)

(Source: nakedly)

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